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we get a lot of mail from readers. As you can imagine, much of it involves fulsome praise for our content, our eye-catching covers, or the handsome photo that now graces this page. However, some of the mail we receive goes well beyond these basics and talks about, well, the basics. Especially prevalent around this time of year, our favorite mail takes this form:
Provide the anwers to the following questions:
1. How large is a pointer?
2. How do you write strcpy?
3. How do you implement an infinite loop?
Here's the thing. Our mission in creating MSDN Magazine every month is to be the best source of information for developers who use Microsoft tools and technologies. We have a lot of pages of content because there's so much to talk about out there—we assume that readers can find introductory "how to program" information in alternate sources. Besides, since you found your way to our Web site, there's no doubt that you are one of the world's most sophisticated developers. We don't have time to do your school homework for you! Not only that, but we just might tell your teacher that you're asking us to do your work.
Okay, we admit it. MSN Search and Google weren't around when we were in school. But they exist now! We're a bit jealous. Of course, once this Editor's Note is on the Web, you'll search for "implement an infinite loop"
and it'll bring you right back to this page. And after reading it, you'll follow our instructions and search for the term again, and it'll bring you back here. So now the question is: how long will you continue to do this before realizing that you've just answered your own question about infinite loops?
Another old favorite piece of mail looks like this:
Waiting for your reply (if you have not): Final Notice.
Client ID #: 627914
You have been approved for an extension/refinance of your home, saving you thousands per year.
Hey, how did you find out about our secret magazine hideaway? True, interest rates have been rising lately, but when we got that $600,000 jumbo mortgage on the conference room down the hall, we specifically checked the "do not contact us by e-mail" box.
In our editorial inbox, we tend to get all sorts of general assistance letters. People who can't find answers in a search engine often find their way to our contacts page. Mail like this always arrives with purple letters on a pink background, with stationery of kittens or seashells repeated down the left margin. Most of the time we can't make heads or tails out of what they're supposed to mean:
I'M TRYING TO DOWNLOAD THE GRIP TOOLBAR ON MY INTERNET EXPLORER, BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO LOCATE IT. CAN YOU PLEASE SEND ME THE LOCATION???
Grip toolbar? Is this some sort of specialized add-in for the motion picture industry? Maybe it comes packaged with the best boy toolbar and the dolly shell extension.
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